"Nothing in this book is real according to the known laws of physics, but it is very funny."
   -- Dr. Michio Kaku, theoretical physicist, and author of Hyperspace

"Joe Tripician has achieved the impossible: a truly funny book on alien abductions."
   -- Dr. John C. Lilly, neurophysiologist, and inspiration for the films Day of the Dolphin and Altered States

"The funniest book I've read since the Warren Report."
   -- Robert Anton Wilson, futurist and author of the Illuminatus! trilogy.  

The Official Alien Abductee's Handbook
Video Clips

• Video News Release  56K  300K
      aired across stations nationwide
• Strange Universe  56K  300K
      Joe Tripician, rock star
• Good Day New York  56K  300K
      Anchor Jim Ryan busts a gut
• MSNBC  56K  300K
      Host Perri Peltz gets violent
• Paranormal Reporter  56K  300K
      Exposing consensus reality
• Alien Lover - FRENCH VERSION - 300K